Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old florida quotes and sayings.
Florida is a low peninsula state of the southeast U.S. between the Atlantic Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico. Florida was admitted as the 27th state in 1845. It was one of the Confederate states during the Civil War.
So if you’re wanting to delve into the weird and wonderful world that is Florida, these Florida quotes and sayings will transport you there. They may inspire a vacation, or supply a great Facebook, Pinterest orInstagram caption. Either way, it’s sure to be entertaining. Enjoy!
“ONE THING ABOUT LIVING IN SOUTH FLORIDA IS THAT EVERYWHERE YOU GO IS VIOLENTLY AIR-CONDITIONED.”
“FLORIDA IS A GREAT MICROCOSM OF THE COUNTRY.”
“I LIVE IN FLORIDA, AND I LIVE ON A SMALL LAGOON. I SIT AND LOOK OUT AT THE WATER ALL DAY – THAT’S WHAT MY DESK IS.”
“FLORIDA IS A PLACE FOR INNOVATION, FOR PROSPERITY, FOR PIONEERING.”
“FLORIDA ISN’T SO MUCH A PLACE WHERE ONE GOES TO REINVENT ONESELF, AS IT IS A PLACE WHERE ONE GOES IF ONE NO LONGER WISHES TO BE FOUND.”
“MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A FLORIDA SUNSET. ORANGE, CORAL, PINK, AND LAVENDER, IT EXISTS TO WARM YOUR HEART THROUGH THE INEVITABLE DARKNESS.”
“A PERSON SHOULD ALWAYS BE WILLING TO ADJUST FOR A RAINY DAY. THAT WAS A GOOD ATTITUDE IN ALL OF LIFE, BUT WAS A REALITY TO THE WAY OF LIFE FOR THOSE RESIDING IN FLORIDA.”
“HERE IN FLORIDA, WE HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL WE NEVER ENJOYED AT DISNEYLAND…THE BLESSING OF SIZE. THERE’S ENOUGH LAND HERE TO HOLD ALL THE IDEAS AND PLANS WE CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.”
“I GO TO FLORIDA SOMETIMES FOR VACATION. I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE FLORIDA. IT’S A WEIRD PLACE, IT’S SURREAL. IT’S SO CLOSE, BUT YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN ANOTHER WORLD OR ON AN ISLAND.”
“FLORIDA IS A MOST UNUSUAL PLACE. IT CAN FEEL AT ONCE STIFLING AND LIKE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE THERE.”
“I LOVE FLORIDA. I LOVE THE BEACH. I LOVE THE SOUND OF THE CRASHING SURFERS AGAINST THE ROCKS.”
“I LIVE IN FLORIDA AND PEOPLE ARE CRAZY HERE. AND I SAY THAT LOVINGLY.”
“THE ONE THING I DID LEARN AT FLORIDA STATE, I LEARNED TO TALK TRASH, BELIEVE THAT.”